I get such a kick out of men that call me and let me know how pathetically limited they are in life. all their shortcomings. Shortcomings..*giggle* These men certainly fall SHORT in more ways then one! Its not bad enough that they are boring when they call and drone on and on about their loser jobs at the sawmill that barely supports the phone sex habit. The pot belly they lug around from too many lonely nights drinking cheap beer to get the courage to call a pretty girl and confess the sin of being a Loser. They tell me of how they spend time each day pulling their pud thinking of when they can call. And then they add the special final touch! They proudly announce that the *cock* they wank is about 4 inches long! It sends me off into gales of laughter. I love it!